An Ode to Jen

You know, I'm not so sure of exactly who all has read this thing since I started it. Based on the number of comments on the posts, only 4 people: Terence, Mandy, Kyle, and Erin. Well, I want to know if JENNIFER LYNN DENTON is reading them. And I think I know a way to find out.

Ahem.

An Ode to Jen

By Libby McNeill

Jen Lynn Den.
What a friend!
She's a great nurse,
And gets many a free pen!

Her favorite one is the Viagra one.
It is the biggest.
And the ink lasts the longest.

Jen has big boobs.
The boys like her.
Jen has big boobs.
And pretty blond hair.

Jen has a pool table.
And she's shot a lot of pool on it.
But she hasn't had a boy on it.
Or so she says.
But I think she needs to.
Because that would rock.

Jen is from Tennessee.
Jen likes to kiss me.
(She really doesn't.
I just wanted something to rhyme with Tennessee.)

I love Jen.
She's the best.
She is way better
Than all the rest!

GO JEN!!



There's more where that came from. So if I think you're not reading this, I'll write an ode to you, too! Ha!


On a more serious note, please pray for Jen's precious, precious cousin, Caleb Denton. It would mean a lot to the Denton family.
Jen, you know your friends are here for you, babe. LOVE YOU!!