Modern-Day Role Models

Scene: Terence and I were talking about Sesame Street and how Oscar used to be orange and how much we dislike Elmo and the fact that we're going to see Sesame Street Live together when it comes to either G'Ville or Cola., etc.

Terence: Grover owns Elmo
Me: so totally
Terence: and where's Grover? who knows?
Me: yeah for real
Me: oh oh oh! I couldn't find Sesame Street Live near here--not all dates are posted. BUT, one of the like 4 shows that goes around this year....SSL: Super Grover! We should try for that one!
Terence: lol! that one would be awesome. at least Grover still gets some love
Me: yeah. hopefully he's making a comeback
Me: maybe he was so ADHD...
Me: they put him on ritalin
Terence: ah
Me: you know--to set a good example for kids
Terence: NO
Me: and then he like, wasn't 'grover' any more
Terence: Grover on ritalin, Cookie Monster saying Cookies are a 'sometimes' food...f*** that
Terence: /sorry. soapbox.
Me: so they have him writing instead of acting
Terence: I could get down w/ that...as long as that means someone is doing the near/far sketches
Me: haha. those were the best!
Me: yeah now
Me: ronald mcdonald is starting a fitness campaign in 1/3 of america's public schools [he's coming to my school on friday]
Terence: ronald mcdonald doing fitness? that's like Joe Camel doing DARE posters
Me: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Moral of the story: No one says, "I want to be a junkie when I grow up"

Current Mood: ROFLMAO
Current Music: Fiddy Cent feat. Ernie--"In Da Tub"