Okay, don't get me wrong. I love pop-culture. As a matter of fact, I could sit and watch E! True Hollywood Story ALL day. Except for 9:00 pm on Wednesday nights, of course. (LOST). BUT, I'm getting SICK and TIRED of the stupid nick-names. While Benifer was *kinda* cute, Benifer II is not. And this whole TomKat shit with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Puh-lease. That is just ridiculous. ALMOST as ridiculous as their relationship to begin with.
LiLo is another one that I don't like. I LOVE Lindsey Lohan, and I have done so ever since the new version of The Parent Trap. I like her portrayal of the twins better than Hayley Mills'. But I digress. LiLo is the name of a stupid-ass little blue surfing alien dude from yet another lack-luster Disney animated film. Everything past The Lion King has been crap. (Even though I kinda do like Pocahontas a little bit. And I have the soundtrack on CD in my car. Guilty pleasure.) Lindsey Lohan should go by Lindsey Lohan.
And forget nicknames! What's with all the REAL names that stars are naming their kids? Apple? CoCo?? I know I'm over a year old with this, but they still keep a'coming! I'm just glad that fruitcake Britney Spears didn't name her kid something outlandish. I was actually impressed with Sean or Preston or whatever it is she decided on. (Okay, as much as I love pop-culture, I actually haven't gotten as much Entertainment Tonight in as I would've liked to.)
But anyway, what's going to be really hilarious is when the current starbabies grow up and start dating. I just hope Tom and Katie don't name their kid Pie or Puffs or something...Gwyneth and Courteney might not like their daughters' married names if either of them marry the Cruise kid!
And think of all the divorces and remarriages in Hollywood...
Ten bucks says that there's a kid in about 40 years named CoCo Fruity Pebbles Apple Pie A La Mode.
BTW...this rant comes from the fact that as I was reading the headlines on MSN.com, I noticed they refer to the former Joey Potter and the former Maverick as "TomKat." I was like, "What. The. Hell. That's the last straw."
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Lilo & Stitch is easily the best Disney (non-Pixar) film since The Lion King.
Worst celebrity name: Spederline.
I'd ask for both of their heads on a platter if it wasn't for the fact that Britney still has potential to be tasty goodness again.
I love Britney. Probably more than any normal (and I use that term loosely) black male should, but even I know Crossroads was bad.
My word verfication word: fbnjasyi
Well, Mandy. I used to LOATHE Britney. But then I saw Crossroads. And it made me LOVE her. But then the whole JT thing happened, followed by a really crappy live performance on HBO and a slutty marriage to Kevin Federline. Not to mention the one-night-stand-marriage-in-Vegas thing thrown in there somewhere. And now I hate her again.
BUT...I think that you would enjoy Crossroads, funnily enough. And I have it on DVD...you're more than welcome to borrow it!
You have Crossroads on DVD?
Damn.
THANK you, Beth!! :-D
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