Thursday, December 22, 2005

Post #50...(Alternate Title: The Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas)

Twas the night before the night before the night before Christmas
And all through the crib
Laundry was strewn by the slob we call Lib
Gift wrap was thrown all over the kitchen
After Libby wrapped all the gifts that she considered "bitchin'"
Shay and Libby remained unpacked the night before their trip
'Cuz Libby's a slacker and didn't give a flip
About washin' or dryin' or foldin' or packin'
So she'll do it last minute, Cuz her middle name is "Slackin'"
But tomorrow they'll leave on their journey to Georgia
And tell her parents and family "here's the presents we got for ya"
But Libby's most excited about the supper plans for tomorrow night's meal
'Cuz they're eating at the best restaurant ever--Frontera Mex-Mex Grill
So load up the Escape and fill it will fuel,
It's time for a Christmas homecoming, which is really quite cool
And as they head down 85, listen for Libby's call
"We'll see ya next week! Merry Christmas, Y'all!!"

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